Friday, 9 September 2005

French Knitting


Doing a bit of retail therapy this afternoon with Mr Doris, we were buying some lovely tapestry fabric for a project when I noticed a French Knitter. At £2.99 it cost considerably more than our old wooden cotton reels, with nails hammered in, ever cost but it was very pretty and smooth.

Together with some multi-coloured wool at £1.40 I reckoned I could interest our 11 year old son in French Knitting and he took to it with great gusto. I may have had quite a few goes myself but he did it for over an hour this evening. That's an hour he could have been glued to the computer games or doing something more apparently cool but he was well pleased and wondered if it would catch on and plans to tell a few of his friends about it. Oh bless the young generation :-)

We discovered something new about Mr Doris as a result. He knitted a 40 foot length when he was a kid so son aspires to knit the whole ball of wool for starters! I never made one that long and used to be so painfully slow but now am fast. I also remember we had to tie together different coloured threads because we didn't have multi-coloured wool in those days. And then the wool would often snag on the wooden reels or the rough nails. I think we even had different numbers of nails and maybe that's why it always used to take me so long as I had ridiculous numbers of nails to work round.



Original Comments:

Astryngia said...

I don't think I ever created more than an inch or two when I was a child - I'm impressed at the 'lengths' some people go to! ;-) What do people do with it once knitted??? :-)

Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:10:00 AM

jane said...

oh good, astryngia asked too! it's out of ignorance i do ask, what DO people do with it once it's knitted? do you knit bigger things from it or is it big enough to use it as a scarf? braid yards of them together? make mittens? it's sure pretty looking.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:18:00 AM

Helen said...

I have just learned to knit and I don't know what french knitting is but this thing sure looks cool to me.
Peace...............

Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:01:00 AM

MrsDoF said...

Great idea for getting the son away from the computer and doing something creative.
I remember there's a certain way to sew the rope into a circle to make potholders or placemats.
Most of mine were to make drawstrings for bags, or to wear like a belt.
I never had a 40 footer though.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:43:00 AM

Mama Mouse said...

I do know what this is ... but I've never done it. When I was a child my grandmother only knew how to crochet and that is what I learned to do. As an adult I learned how to do regular knitting and still did not learn this type.

It looks to me like you could braid lengths together to make scarves .... or you could use them for ties for your hair ... or coil them together and with a few stitches of sewing thread have place mats.

But Doris what DO you do with them?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:04:00 AM

Universal Soldier said...

Didn't I read somewhere that knitting is cool again and there are even knitting parties ongoing in high class wine bars?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:09:00 AM

Le laquet said...

Excellent - always loved French knitting. Made my nana a teapot stand by curling the finished "braid" round and round into a disc when I was a kiddywink. I too did my French knitting with a wooden cotton reel - I don't think you can get them anymore! Can you?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:37:00 AM

doris said...

What do people do with it once knitted??? This has been asked several times.... when I was a kid we'd tie them into a wrist band or a belt if it was long enough. Apparently Mr Doris coiled his and sewed it into a hat - but he would! He was the industrious type of kid.

This morning I've come downstairs to find son glued to the Saturday cartoons whilst knttin'. I have to say it is a curious sight :-) The piece is now 1 m 27 cm long and still growing!

As for what we/son will make with the piece once done I haven't broached the subject as I think he needs to just 'do' and enjoy otherwise he does get too ambitious. But it will be interesting when he gets to that stage of talking about what next.

There is a current childhood fad called Scoobies which is made from plastic threads which are woven together. Son loves that too - which is why I thought this French Knitting would work for him. Anyway, those scoobies are made in short lengths and made into wrist bands and keyring holders. I'm pretty sure they were around in the early seventies?

Wooden cotton reels I reckon these would almost be collector items now. Perhaps they are in museums LOL

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:31:00 AM

anniebee said...

I used to love french knitting too (with a cotton reel and nails). It might be an idea for my 7 year old niece. Do you remember french skipping? Totally different but of the same era. (A large loop of elastic around the ankles of two people with a third jumping on it.) Or cat's cradle? I don't remember scoobies being around before, but I remember macrame and friendship bracelets. You often blog about things that I sort of think 'oh yes!' to. Makes it fun coming here.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:16:00 PM

Milt Bogs said...

I could never work out how you start it off. If you tie it on a pin the stuff won't pull down the hole in the middle.Do you just loop it over? In Bogsville it was known as corking.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:30:00 PM

kenju said...

Oh, Doris, red-necks absolutely DO exist! But they are present in every country, I think, not just the US. Red-necks are country, un-educated, set in their ways (don't confuse me with facts bcause my mind is made up - kind of people). Don't they exist everywhere?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:04:00 PM

utenzi said...

Michele sent me, Doris.

I really like the colors you've chosen for your blog, Doris. It's a very soothing effect.

I've never knitted so much of this post seemed like reading Greek to me.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:08:00 PM

sophie said...

Great job getting the 11 year old interested in something that has no screen to look at. I've never been a knitter--but the colors look wonderful!

Here via Michele's.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:14:00 PM

zandperl said...

"Scoobies" is apparently a brand-name for what I called "lanyard" when I was a kid in NY, and is now called "gimp" in the North-East (US). More popular at my time though, were friendship bracelets, which is macrame made out of embroidery thread into bracelets and anklets. In the 60's and 70's I think they did macrame out of hemp to make purses and plant hangers.

It's interesting how this stuff evolves. Did anyone else have an origami craze, or did that only happen at high schools with a significant Asian population?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:07:00 PM

Cheryl said...

Next post then - how to set up French knitting, with aerial views LOL.
I preferred wooden cotton reels because the alternative was a platic granny whose head hid the pins, but they kept snapping; very shoddy. With them came suggestions - much like tatting or rag plaiting - making this stuff up into anything takes a lot of sewing. I guess you could even make a toilet pedestal mat if you wanted to go nuts.
Scoobies are on a comeback too! They were the next fad, back in the mid seventies.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:12:00 PM

Pookie65 said...

It never fails that I learn something new when visiting your blog, Doris. Perhaps when I give up smoking (coming soon I can feel myself getting ready) I'll take up a craft such as this. Something to keep my hands busy and create something beautiful with my newly found time.

Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:05:00 AM

Anji said...

I used to love french knitting, I've never seen anyone do it here though. I used to give it a hard tug everytime to stretch it. Coil it round and round to make a tea pot stand (anyone use a teapot nowadays?)

Over here we can buy colourfull elastics esecially made for French skipping

Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:11:00 PM

Thursday, 8 September 2005

Banana's again

I have to move on from the last post [no longer viewable] - that is ongoing and I am still scared but I need to give a little more healing time before I go knocking on doors to follow-up.

Last night Mr Doris brought me a banana for pudding. He was being ever so sweet as per usual but more-so. We have a pile of bananas going brown but I'm afraid I am one of those mamby-pamby people and prefer mine to be completely yellow so I asked for one of the new bananas. As he brought me the banana he was concerned it still had green tinges. He pointed out the green and exclaimed in a put-on concerned voice, "It is still a vegetable!" That was a welcome moment of laughter :-)


Original Comments:

Ally said...
Can you make smoothies in the blender with the over-ripe ones? I've just been lent a smoothie-maker and I'm becoming addicted ... :).
Thursday, September 08, 2005 12:40:00 PM
Pookie65 said...
It sounds like you and Mr. Doris are both the lucky ones in finding each other.

I'm with ya -- no brown bananas ever.
Thursday, September 08, 2005 1:23:00 PM
doris said...
Thank you Ally! We are now sitting with our delish smoothies ... 2 ripe bananas, frozen forest fruits, apple juice and milk all wizzed in the blender. I would have used yoghurt but we only have a special one. That's 2 brown bananas down and 3 to go!

Pookie - you're a real sweetie :-)
Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:32:00 PM
Cheryl said...
A huge bunch of green cyber bananas coming at you!
xxxxxxxxxxx
Thursday, September 08, 2005 9:21:00 PM
Mama Mouse said...
I can eat a banana if it has brown spots (freckles) but if the inside has any soft or gushy or uckky parts the whole thing gets pushed down the garbage disposal! Yukkkkkky

My mother used to make a yellow cake that had sliced, overripe (but not soft gushy) between the layers of the cake as well as vanilla frosting. The same thing on the top! YUMMMMMMY
Thursday, September 08, 2005 10:12:00 PM
Z said...
Hmmm. If my partner gave me a banana, I know it would be just so he could hang around and watch me eat it ;)
I would be suspicious, if I were you. Lol
Friday, September 09, 2005 1:01:00 AM
Skytower said...
Let's all go down the Strand...
Friday, September 09, 2005 8:30:00 PM
anniebee said...
I'm one of those people too. I like my bananas just yellow. I'm constantly giving Mum bananas that I can't eat. Did you know that they emit some sort of gas and if you put them with other fruit they will hasten its ripening - good if you have unripe fruit, not so good if you end up with a fruit bowl full of overripe stuff.
Friday, September 09, 2005 10:20:00 PM
jane said...
you & your bananas!
Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:15:00 AM
Eko Prasetyo said...
ah..banana...the only fruit that fulfills my hunger in case emergency strikes in form of lack of cooked rice :D

anyway, you can eat that browning banana well enough if they haven't been that way for more than a week
Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:07:00 AM

Monday, 5 September 2005

Letter Conservation

Even as an adult I think daft things. Soon after we graduated from type writers to word processors I used to try and not delete too much. So that when I made a typo, I would try and re-use part of the wrongly typed word in the new word, or the next word, thereby saving on the letters that had been typed. Sometimes it would involve more effort re-jigging and using the arrow cursors but it seemed worthwhile.

It was like every letter was sacred and worth preserving. As if it was an entity in its own right and I'd be saving on the Tippex by not erasing it. But more than that, as if ink and energy had been used in its creation and it had a life of its own so to delete it was cruel and unnecessary.

It is amazing to think the quantity of characters that have had the opportunity to be read instead of being deleted. In any case, where do those deleted letters go..... do they go back into some sort of reservoir or to some sort of trash can in the back of our computer? Or does there come a point when we have used up all those letters or maybe we might run out of one letter before the others?

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Original Comments:

Cheryl said...

Where do non verbalised thoughts go?
I see the draft as an extension of me, a sort of front front-brain, full of tum-ti-tums and tiddly-poms. I guess functions like save/send/upload relate, in my mind, to opening my mouth.
I guess it all depends where you stop and the world begins?
Love this post, btw.

Monday, September 05, 2005 9:01:00 PM

doris said...

"Where do non verbalised thoughts go?" Absolutely! And that would explain why my mind is full to brimming with all those thoughts un-said and not acted upon. All that procrastination on top and I reckon I need some of those herbal laxatives... or maybe just blogging much more so more can come out. And maybe I could sit here, stopping only for sleep until all my thoughts are output and my brain is emptied. Will I be then full of energy ready to start again or will I have died because perhaps it is the thoughts which hold us together. And now I have more thoughts of thoughts...

Loved your comment, btw. >grin<

Monday, September 05, 2005 9:52:00 PM

Astryngia said...

I guess you won't be trying Julia Cameron's Morning Pages then! Or perhaps you could give them a go - to 'wash those words right outta your hair' :-)

I love re-crafting and re-reading the words I write - I find it very soothing and meditative. As if I could re-craft my life as well as my words by presenting it perfectly.

I find it much more difficult to throw away whole chunks of 'meaning' so I squirrel away those multiple drafts, even tho they are unlikely ever to be found again or read or used!

Sacred - that's a good word for words (and meaning). And you made me smile. :-)

Monday, September 05, 2005 11:09:00 PM

Mama Mouse said...

Doris what a wonderful way of thinking about 'experienced' letters and thoughts that are no longer needed!

I must say I don't have that problem as my mind has so many memory problems that I can conveniently forget about the letters and thoughts I no longer need.

Perhaps I need to go get another memory card for my brain! But then I'd have to worry about the 'pre-used' thoughts and letters that I had hitherto forgotten and therefore I might even need yet ANOTHER memory card!

NO ... I think I'll leave my poor, forgetful brain just as it is.

Though I am very sorry for thoughts and words and letters that must be languishing within it waitng for the rescue that never comes!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 4:33:00 AM

Le laquet said...

Lovely - that's why I enjoy blogs, reading something like this gives you a little glimpse of another persons idiosyncracies (sp!! - can't work out how to spell check this morning!) and charming ideas. I too try not to rub out a whole word - I also once decided on a font for my thoughts and now imagine my head full of Trebuchet. Umm - I'm not sure I should have admitted that!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 5:51:00 AM

jane said...

gosh doris, that almost seems like an odd sort of obsession. i've never worried about where used letters go. but now, since i'm a worrier, i'm sure i'll add this to my collection, lol. verbalised thoughts? herbal laxatives? and more blogging will help? roflmao...you 2!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 6:40:00 AM

doris said...

LOL I am so enjoying these comments with their extensions of thoughts that I reckon I will have to blog them at some point ;-)

As for Le Laquet Trebuchet?! You have a font for your thoughts!! That one beats me hands down on anything wierd I think about! And Trebuchet .... it is funny but I have a lot to do with Trebuchet at the moment. I just don't get it at as font and maybe I need to study some bigger versions of it but it is so subtle! Now I have something more to worry about and will need to think of some suitable font for my thoughts! Cheryl - what have you started?!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 9:27:00 AM

Z said...

Well I'm glad it's not just me who thinks the energy expended typing a needed letter must be saved at all costs ;)

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 2:42:00 PM

Le laquet said...

What can I say? I knew I was going to regret admitting that! :o)

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 6:07:00 PM

Universal Soldier said...

If Le Laquet has a font for his thoughts then maybe I need to think about adjusting my font size. At least that way I would be able to remember a bit more - even if I had trouble reading it at a later date.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 7:35:00 PM

Karen said...

LOL - Sometimes I just like to sit and laugh at all your great thoughts rather than add my own...Clonk Clonk (thinking noise)- I wonder if my thoughts are in a different font....

Wednesday, September 07, 2005 10:52:00 AM

Pookie65 said...

Deleted words and thoughts await go to the Big Blog In The Sky. There they mix & mingle into a dandy ever growing, endless tale of passion, joy, sorrow, pain, pride, and riddle.

It's like a soap opera (serial) for nouns & adjectives.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005 12:01:00 PM

DaFFy said...

You know when your computer gets all slow and sluggish? That's because all those deleted letters have fallen into it, clogging it up.
I empty them out regularly and make alphabet soup. Waste not, want not :)

Wednesday, September 07, 2005 3:06:00 PM

zandperl said...

I sometimes do that with typos too, I go back and put in the right letters, and then slowly use up the extra ones to the right of the cursor as I get to other words that use those letters.

A similar notion is that of never making a loop in where I walk. As a kid I watched a cartoon rendition of Ariadne using a ball of twine to escape the Labyrinth. I sometimes imagine I have a string tied to the back of my head that spools out behind me, and I don't want to get loops or knots in it. If I walk around a tree that's ok because I could slip the rope over the top of the tree and straighten it out. It's things like when I walk through a building, in one door and out another, and I can't untangle the string from the building, sometimes that makes me wrinkle up my nose.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:28:00 PM

Saturday, 3 September 2005

Kung Fu Hustle


If you get a chance to see this film don't miss it! There were parts where we all cried ourselves silly with laughter. Thank goodness it has sub-titles as we had no chance of hearing the dialogue through our laughter. The film is a mixture of Kung Fu on LSD, bumbling idiots, real life, morals and deepest humour.

I'm not one for slapstick and this wasn't. It was beautifully crafted to a point that it became fantastical and ridiculous but not farcical. At least that's what I think. The main character must be a genius because he not only wrote and acted but also directed the film! I so loved the main woman - the landlord - played by an older woman in slippers, curlers and with a lighted cigarette hanging from her lips. Magnificent fight scenes played out - she is one of the fighters - and yet she maintained her fag-ash Lil pose. Oh, and one of the Kung Fu masters was camp as can be. There were points you could not believe what you were seeing or hearing.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon did nothing for me and I found their fight scenes silly because they were implausible and trying to be serious. In this film, it is so tongue in cheek and meant to be ridiculous that you take it for what it is. The violence is extremely graphic and normally I'm squeamish about such things but somehow the humour carried it. The violence is not belittled, just taken into a different dimension.

See a Trailer in Quick Time or if you have an Internet Explorer browser and finally IMDB - Internet Movie Database

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Original Comments:

Cheryl said...
Brilliant!
Love the trailer - all that fighting going on to the strains of Ballroom Blitz, with pinball machine noises as bodies hit balconies etc.
Thanks for this post!
Sunday, September 04, 2005 2:32:00 PM
Karen said...
My pooter was playing the silly arse and wouldn't let me look at the trailer - I shal keep my eye out for it - It sounds fun.
Sunday, September 04, 2005 9:25:00 PM
MrsDoF said...
Right alongside ya with that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger (is that name backwards?) flick. It just seemed too far-fetched.
I did love the animated MULAN though.
Also loved the live action SHAOLIN SOCCER, which had a couple of the same actors.
I was laughing out loud at just the trailer for this, so Thanks for the Link. I'll be watching for it.
Monday, September 05, 2005 2:18:00 AM
doris said...
MrsDof I haven't seen Shaolin Soccer but it seems my son has and he kept saying this or that actor was also in that. I'm right with you on Mulan - I loved that. Partly because I think it was the first flick I had seen where the main role was not only female but a girl who is strong in her own right and was a true hero.

Karen The IE link doesn't work properly in Firefox which is a bit daft. I'm sure you'd love the film :-)

Cheryl We actually saw the trailer in a regular cinema as a "Coming soon" and loved the madness of it all.
Monday, September 05, 2005 4:09:00 AM
Le laquet said...
Looks great - loved the music and silliness .... I shall be looking out for it!
Monday, September 05, 2005 5:49:00 AM
jane said...
somehow i can handle violence & mystery when i know it's just joking or what the ending will be. i could probably handle this movie then.
so glad you enjoyed it :)
Monday, September 05, 2005 9:54:00 AM
Mike Hitchen said...
"I so loved the main woman - the landlord - played by an older woman in slippers, curlers and with a lighted cigarette hanging from her lips."

Thanks Doris - I often wondered what happened to my ex girlfriend:)

Mike
Tuesday, September 06, 2005 12:45:00 AM
Z said...
This film was the best I have seen this year. So very different. I loved The Landlord too. Brilliant indeed.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005 1:37:00 PM
Reia said...
That movie is totally hilarious! I love the landlady as well, the gay tailor and the lady tenant with huge teeth! LOL! Hmmm.... wonder how the mute girl was able to keep the lollipop intact through all those years!?!??!
Anyway, this blog is great! Love it. I'm gonna bookmark you :-) Thanks too, for visiting mine.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005 5:39:00 PM
zandperl said...
It's a really hilarious movie. It's like if Monty Python did a Kung Fu movie. The same director/writer did "Shaolin Soccer" before "Kung Fu Hustle." SS was also enjoyable, but KFH was much better.
Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:30:00 PM
desiqueen said...
I just started blogging so my blog is no where near ready yet!

But I know I LOVED this film so much great! I am 'Kung-fu' flim fan in General, and its nice to see a good comedy like this, instead of seriuos. Very refreshing, and aweomely funny.
Saturday, September 10, 2005 11:53:00 PM

Friday, 2 September 2005

Shopping Channel English

The BBC have been recently running a Voices project covering not only dialects but the different words we use depending on the region we live. We know there is the "Queen's English" and "Estuary English" and hundreds of other British dialects but I want to know where "Shopping Channel English" fits in and reckon it should.

I love to watch QVC and other shopping channels for several reasons. One is that I find them very relaxing, like a bedtime story, and they lull my hyperactive mind into sleep. Another is a bizarre one because it saves me so much money - I would rarely dream of ever buying and therefore I have saved all that money from not buying things I'm led to believe I must have. Sometimes they are good for a laugh with their really gaudy items the likes of which I could never imagine in my wildest dreams. But the main reason I enjoy them is to listen to the brilliance of the verbiage.

They usually take at least ten minutes to discuss each item and in that time they barely stop talking. With loving and exquisite detail, their silken and unscripted tongues caress. Putting into words, in many different ways, how this piece of multicoloured jewel shimmers and sparkles, glorifying your skin tone, accenting the latest fashions or saving you so much time in cleaning your house. When you listen really carefully they are either not actually saying anything or else repeating the same thing but in a different way. And they keep this up. They rarely seem to run out of words.

Salespeople at the shows talk like this and also some market stall holders. Across the shopping channels their accents are fairly neutral but they have this same gift of speaking. I really do admire this ability but I wonder what the real person is like underneath that all. Do they talk to their partners in the same way? Can words of love be treated in this way and what is it like to have your partner take ten minutes to say "I love you"? I'm sure there are times I could live with that caressing of my ego! Like a lovely long massage that would never end. But I wonder if I'd just switch off knowing it is just a load of twaddle.

:-)



Original Comments:

Karen said...

I also find QVC a wonder - How can they talk for ten minutes about a gold ring with cubic zirconia - It always reminds me of Jilly Goulden when she was on food and drink talking about how wine taste - She's getting hops, trees, dog poo and odles of grassyness - Do you think these people go the a special school to learn how to talk such crap - After reading back over this comment I think I may have attended one of the said schools.......

Friday, September 02, 2005 11:48:00 AM

doris said...

Funny! As I was reading your comment I was thinking you were doing pretty good at this language - that's the sort of stuff I would liked to have come up with in my post! :-)

Friday, September 02, 2005 1:28:00 PM

Cheryl said...

My husband will not be happy.
I know this because I know that thanks to your post, late tonight, when he relinquishes the telly button, I will be channel hopping through QVC and Bid Up and Price Drop for maybe an hour, trying to work out how they do it.
I think the QVC guys are probably the cream of the crop, don't you?

Friday, September 02, 2005 4:50:00 PM

doris said...

LOL - I think there is a certain cache to being QVC and their presentation is slicker. I find both bid-up and price-drop too noisy and prefer QVC... but there was the great beauty product on one of those 2 programmes... it consisted of ginat latex condoms with cut-out bits you wear over your face and head at night and gives you a face lift and looked absolutely freakin amazing - you can tell I was sucked in!!! But you had to wear these things every night for ever after.

Friday, September 02, 2005 5:11:00 PM

Pookie65 said...

Doris: If you're a fan of QVC you need to read Sellavision by Augusten Burroughs.

http://www.augusten.com/books_sellevision.php

It is HYSTERICAL. It follows the lives of those working a "QVC" type shopping show.

OMG - I hope this isn't considered spamming. Spank me if it is.

Friday, September 02, 2005 5:22:00 PM

doris said...

Hmm. I charge extra for spanking! ;-)

Isn't this where I first met you ... I thought you only read romance novels? ;-)

Thanks for the link - very helpful. And I'll let you know if and when I get around to reading the book. I'd not heard of it.

Friday, September 02, 2005 5:31:00 PM

Steve said...

As a bloke I know I shouldnt admit this but I really enjoy the shopping channels, the bits I like best are the DIY hours and the kitchen stuff cos the people selling them look like they are really on a market stall. Love the coloured first letters too, is this subliminal advertising?

Saturday, September 03, 2005 2:38:00 AM

Universal Soldier said...

Wasn't QVC invented when the TV test card was turned off?

Saturday, September 03, 2005 6:55:00 AM

ella m. said...

I'm not the only home shopper! I feel much less alone now.....addictive fluff it is. :D

Saturday, September 03, 2005 7:56:00 AM

Helen said...

Maybe they hire people who were once local policiticians. Can't think of an occupation that talks so much and says so little.
Peace...............

Saturday, September 03, 2005 1:56:00 PM

/T/ said...

Gran's on Bran
Really an absolutely amazing and fantastic post
Even in the Netherlands they have a Shopping Channel Dutch which has a real fake american accent. I guess that sells?
And I saw your secret little hidden message.
/T/

:)

Saturday, September 03, 2005 5:33:00 PM

Jennifer said...

Hi! Thanks for visiting! And what an eloquent description of 'Shopping Channels'. Do you think there's some special school they attend to obtain this ability to say the same thing 100 different ways without missing a beat?

Saturday, September 03, 2005 7:43:00 PM

Hannah said...

Check this link out if you want to sneer at QVC...

http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/ticklist/shopchannel.htm

Wednesday, September 07, 2005 9:29:00 PM