Can I really believe in such an offer from someone who can't even spell or has a sticky key-pad? I suppose it takes 14 days in order to clear the cheque and do a runner. Hmm, I wouldn't mind a few letters after my name...
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Subject: aditional deegree helps you get better job and more money
Date: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 15:17:40 -0800
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Maybe I could be
Mrs Doris BA (Brilliantly Aged) or
Mrs Doris MSc MA (Moderately Sarcastic codger Mainly 'Armless) but that doesn't work so well. I've always wanted letters after my name - really, and I don't have them - but somehow I've come to that place of peace that knows I have been a success without them. Still, just for vanity it would be fun to be
Mrs Doris BB BB BB (Big Boobs, Bigger Brains and Bloody Brilliant)
Hah! Who needs a spammer with their fake degrees to make me feel better when I'm a party of one by myself :-) LOL
Original Comments:
I'm going to have MSoPFU
Member of the society of professional...........
shall we set it up?
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 5:37:00 PM
I'm giving myself a PhD. Positively Hip Dad - but then that kind of cancels itself out.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 5:49:00 PM
Cheryl FU? Friendly Undertakers? Fixer Uppers? Flirtatious Utopians? Whatever - I'll join :-)
Universal Soldier Me thinks I have heard from my teenager that "hip" is definitely a no-no! What about Positivey Handsome Dad? ;-)
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 6:50:00 PM
I think that the spelling is all wrong because they need the extra letters to go after their clients names, or something like that.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 8:24:00 PM
ROFLMAO Anji! Brilliant analysis :-)
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 8:34:00 PM
Or maybe THEIR degree is in stupidity!
My letters should be OWL/PIEW .... Old Wrinkly Lady/Perfect in Every Way! Part of that is TRUE ... but its up to YOU to guess WHICH part! I'll give you a hint ... there is no P in it! (That's 'cause I go to the loo so much I think!)
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 5:26:00 AM
Doris, you definately deserve letters after your name. How about...MSoPFU Clb <<>
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 8:41:00 AM
I'd love letters after my name,how about DAB - daft old bat?! Am currently blogless as I can't think of a good blog name. Will keep you posted!
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:38:00 AM
This is another one of those things I am gonna find myself thinking about for days to come lol. I'll be standing in the supermarket having eureeka moments about which letters to put after my name lol! Love everyone elses ideas!
Like universal soldier I quite fancy a PhD but I can't think of an appropriate meaning for me lol.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:10:00 AM
Annie So you're moving blogs again! No wonder.... I thought it was my internet connection playing up! Let me know when you've landed and unpacked :)
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:17:00 PM
I don't have letters after my name but I have lots of letters after me:)
Mike
Thursday, September 15, 2005 11:44:00 AM
LOL! I once got a brand spankin' new PhD and decided to show it off to my friends. They thought I was a Pretty hilarious Dude as they pointed out to me that PhD meant: Probably has no Degree!
Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:56:00 PM
Guess I'll have to opt for BS after my name- since I'm sure to be seen as a Bad Saint by many, lol.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005 6:49:00 PM